Hell Day and the Bag Family

Disclaimer:  if you don't like the word SHIT or it being used multiple times in one sentence - don't read this post.

The morning went smoothly packing up our things in garbage bags and moving out of the boat.  (If you recall we left our luggage in Joigny and the plan is to pick them up on our way to the Loire Valley this morning).  Around 9:00am Peter walked over to Hertz and the girls and I waited at the Port.  But then at 10am, rather than driving into Port with our rental car, Peter was on foot.   Ummm??  “Hertz said we canceled our reservation and they don’t have any extra cars.”  Shit.  No, no we definitely did NOT cancel our reservation.  We checked our credit card online (yay, wifi) and we had been charged for the car.  Ummmm, we need our car.  We don’t have any cars.  SHIT.  Shit.  Shit.  We were in Montbard, FR and needed to drive 4 hours to the Loire Valley not to mention all our things were in garbage bags.  After about ten calls back and forth with Hertz and Eurocar we (I should say Peter) finally secured a car with Hertz.  We could pick it up in Toryes, only 50 Km away.  Hooray!!!  LocaBoat let us leave our food and belongings in one of the boats and went to the train station to get our tickets.  Phew.

Here the girls are playing at the Port waiting for Daddy to come back with the car. No, no, I'm not one of those psycho Mom's.  They wanted to wear the bike helmets....

Train Station.  Ummm, to get to Toryes from Montbard is easy if you have a CAR, but it will take 3 ½ hours by the train.  AND the next train doesn’t leave until at 2pm.  Ummm, no.  That is NOT going to work.  Peter was about ready to loose his top after this.  We decided to calm down at a restaurant for lunch and figure out what we were going to do next.  It was now 12noon.

Ahhhhh, beer.

We called Eurocar back.  Yes, the car in Joingy is still available and yes you can still drop it off at Charles De Galle airport in Paris.  Major draw back?  We had paid $120 for the five day rental with Hertz now we would be paying close to $500!!!!  Shit.  Shit.  Shit.  Hertz is going to hear from us.  Big time.  “OK, shit, we’ll take it.”

Now the decision:  Do we travel to Joingy without our garbage bags and drive an hour back to Montbard and add 2 hours to our trip to the Loire Valley?  With a 6 year old and 3 year old already at the end of their waiting rope – forget it.  We are going to be the Bag Family on the train.  We don’t care how funny we look or how difficult it is.  Those garbage bags are coming.

Peter had not eaten yet.  Only beer and phone calls and train station lines and tourist information office back-n-forth walks.  He had cold, yummy jamon and chevie bruschetta waiting for him and he was stressed.  He stayed with the girls at the restaurant and I gave the French speaker a break.  I made a run back to the port for the first run for our garbage bags.  Obviously we weren’t going to drag the girls back and forth getting garbage bags.  One of us needed to stay with the girls and one of us needed to shlep  – it was going to take 2 or 3 trips.  The Bag Family. 

Luck!  The very helpful man from Locaboat was just heading out of the office and gave me a ride with ALL our bags at once!!  I decided to shove a few kid friendly foods in my backpack and I grabbed one of the bottles of Burgundy.  I had two.  TORTURE.  I then gave the two garbage bags full of scrumptious French food to him.  Bye, bye Burgundy wine and special mustards that we were saving  to bring home.  Bye, bye scrumptious cheese and extra croissants.  Sniff, sniff.

He dropped me off at the train station with my seven garbage bags, two backpacks and one satchel.  Peter and the girls met me there later.  We boarded the train and Peter and I decided they deserved a little movie time for being so ultra patient today.  It was now 2pm and the girls had been waiting all day. They needed it and so did we.  We were stressed.  They were bored.  Thank goodness for the IPad and Happy Feet.

Joingy.  Madelyn has not been walking well this trip due to neuropathy in her feet from cancer treatments.  Upon arriving in Joigny it was raining.  Not spitting rain, but full on torrential rain.  It just keeps getting better.  Peter called Eurocar.  No, they can’t pick us up.  Peter said, ok, were going to have to walk.  With two kids and seven garbage bags, two backpacks and one satchel?  NO WAY!  Mama is overruling that scenario.  The girls and I settled into the bar across from the train station (yes, bar – this is France).  We waited two hours for Peter to walk 1.5 km, go through the renting procedure and pickup our suit cases.  Did I mention we LOVE the IPad?  We watched Puss and Boots, read, drank Orangina and (me) Chablis and cappuccino.  The girls and I definitely had the better end of the deal.

Peter arrived at 5pm with the car.  We were supposed to have it at 10am, leisurely drive to our little town in the Loire Valley and grocery shop and do laundry when we arrived.  I guess it was just not to be.  The girls immediately fell asleep in the car.  We stopped at a shop on the highway and I stocked up on a few supplies to get us through the night and the next morning.  

We arrived in Reiicheleu at 9pm. 

TIRED.

~Lisa, July 14